Man clutch
the name for those stupid metal (usually aluminum) “wallets” that are supposed to keep ident-ty thieves from stealing your credit card info.
stupid idiot – “look at my new metal wallet.”
smart guy – “that’s not a wallet, that’s a man clutch. do you store it in your v-g-n-? you’re an -ss clown.”
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