man delay


when a female text messages a guy, but he does not respond until hours later and usually with a one word response.
i texted _________ (insert guy’s name) six hours ago about plans for tonight and he finally texted back saying “yeah”… uugghh i hate man delay!!
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a male organ de-sensitizer that is the only way that piece of sh-t tom delay can keep from j-zzing himself anytime he contemplates his pact with satan.

see also: tom delay
in exchange for a soul, tom delay chose a corrupt power grab and a case of “man delay” to subdue his raging hard-on for terri schiavo, the only “living” woman who didn’t threaten his fragile sense of masculinity with things like thought, speech, or any signs of being a human being rather than a baby-making factory with no right even to accurate information about contraception, let alone control over her own body and its reproductive organs.

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