man nap


n. a nap which entails finding the smallest, most uncomfortable sp-ce possible and then taking a nap in that sp-ce.
what is he doing in that kitchen cabinet? taking a man nap.

taking a man nap in french
a nap taking place at a field of work where one “hides” from the work environment in usually a small and cramped but funny place for a good amount of time.
the romanian has been behind the tvs for an hour now and customers need help. he must be taking a man nap!
getting some quality sleep where you shouldn’t be.
i hadn’t slept the night before work, and had been out drinking rather too much. i came into work late with a hangover and then took a man nap in the disabled toilet for a few hours…

good times…
taking a nap in an uncomfortable and downright strange place, and sometimes going to great lengths to do so.
george: jerry, look at my eyes.
jerry: a little less beady today.
george: because i’m refreshed. i finally found a way to sleep in my office. under the desk. i lie on my back. i tuck in the chair. i’m invisible.
jerry: sounds like a really cool fort.

^^see? george takes a man nap.
-to kidnap a grown man for torture or pleasure.
1) i am going to man-nap you, lock you in my bas-m-nt and spank you til say momma.

2)”who’s in your shower?” “oh that’s luke, i have man-napped him for the weekend to help me stain the deck”
when a female takes a man away to an undisclosed location without prior knowledge of the destination.
ooo, you are sooo fine! i just wanna mannap you.
man napping is the civilian equivalent of the forced rest, that is taking a nap when it is necessary or not so, to forcefully recharge your batteries. this is generally ordered by the ncos or officers in your platoon, flight or division.
can be a restful and recuperative thing…
i was man napping during my shift… got caught but i didn’t get rtued, i just caught el supremo…

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