Man Nog
n. a white liquidy substance used in s-xual reproduction among h-m- sapiens. aka, sperm.
synonyms: s-m-n, sperm, c-m, man juice, facial cream, throat coater, j-zz, gizz,
john: “yo dave, where were you last night?”
dave: “i was busy spraying mary’s face with my man nog”
john: “you’re the f-cking man”
jeff: “dude, i saw your mom last night.”
steve: “where at??”
jeff: “getting out of my bed, she was dripping with my man nog.”
sarah: “i love drinking a gl-ss of man nog in the morning.”
elon: “you’re a freak a leak sarah…but i’d give you some of my man nog.”
s-m-n, -j-c-l-t-, the white stuff
i’m thinking of mixing up a batch of man nog
male -j-c-l-t- comprised mostly of sperm, lubricant secretions, and fructose (suga)…b–tches
man nog is that sh-t when you cack on dat ho
“man nog”=”baby batter” “liquid love”
she loves the taste of my man nog.
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