man period

the sole and absolute male counterpart to pms in females. multiple changes in behaviour(s) at various times in the month is characteristic of this affliction.

symptoms include:
-fear of reality
-abrupt irritibility
-unwillingness to solve problems
-inconsiderate, yet expects you to be excessively considerate to his feelings
-displays momentary regression back to childish nature(‘little boy syndrome’)
-argumentative but totally still wants to sleep with/do you @ the end of the day
-onset of inwardness
-inconsiderate, yet expects you to be excessively considerate to his feelings
-sporadic moments where he cares again, but doesnt actually mean it
-failure to initiate the apology and or admitting wrongfulness
-purposely goes out of the way to frustrate others(-see ‘little boy syndrome’ above; ie. if he’s miserable, everyone else has to be)
-clearly shows signs of holding onto young man angst(and all things emo) and behaving like such a little douchebag because of it
-the opposite of helpful
“you should totally ask your boyfriend if he has his man period right now as that would explain a lot.”

“well anyways, i explained the situation to him and hopefully he’s not secretly angry..he hasn’t replied yet..i suspect man period is the culprit.”
n. when a man has all the syndrom’s of a p.m.s.
man, my teacher was having a major man period today when i didn’t hand in my homework.
pmsing of the male gender.
males seem to have a “period” as like females.
none of the bleeding syndormes but the mood swings and high level of irriation.

man period symtoms
-yelling,shouting constantly
-storming off in a mad /anger mannor
-making others feel guilty
-seeming to think that their always right
-savere mood swings
-irritated more than usual
-non willing to addmit they did something wrong
-lazyness
-more than the usual food consumption
-more emotional intake
a male b-tching about something and acting childish and rude to people.
ipv6freely/chris is having his man-periods once more.
when a man experiences pmt symptoms at his time of the month.
bob’s on his manperiod.
he’s been crying over the housework all morning.
shane mc –

symptoms –

-to act as a little boy stropping
-never admits being wrong

-expects you to agree with everything
-expects an opinion off you, but unless it isnt his then it dont matter

-shouts trying to be the alpha male, however, looks even more like a little boy

-however
this doesnt matter as he has a giant p-n-s and knows how to use it.
a 22year old acting like a 4year old. man period
the time of the month in which a man b-tches about everything and acts like a big p-ssy usually caused by a women’s lack of s-xual drive and bad att-tude during her menstrual period.
yo bill is totally on his manperiod he has been p-ssed and acting all sick this week, it’s probably because becky got hers too.

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