Man pond



when you make a clump of toilet paper wet, and place it betwixt your cheeks to cool off a spicy b-tt hole.
i stupidly added ghost peppers to my burrito, and the next morning had to man pond my hole to keep from crying.
when you c-m into a girls bellyb-tton
i just j-zzed in your bellyb-tton, that is my man pond
a gathering of males at a certain location to bond.

a large group of males (and some masculine females) that partake in physical activities in an attempt to bond and unite, particularly on a hot day.
“dude, it’s a f—ing man pond out here with all these guys groping each other,” said john.
v. to urinate on a shaved chest and watch it gather into a substantial body of urine, resembling a lake, or more appropriately, a pond, as the name suggests.
you should have seen this guy get manponded last night. he was swimming fer sher.
the combination of a man’s duck b-tter and swamp -ss.
the only thing you could smell was his man pond

Read Also:

  • maple c*nt

    when you cover a woman with maple syrup and proceed to have s-xual intercourse with her, but before you reach climax, you put her in the trunk of your car and drive her to canada. i met a girl in a bar last night, she needed a ride to canada, so i gave her a […]

  • m*ff market

    (noun) feminine equivalent of “sausage fest”. used when the female to male ratio tips heavily to the former in a given area, setting, or environment. alternative to “clam bake”,” fish fry” and “taco night”. example: “let’s get out of here gertrude. this place is a real m-ff market”

  • neungooch

    an ratchet indian girl that is usually a bartender that loves hashtagging dumb sh-t like #girlswithsleeves and snorts when she laughs i need a beer and that neungooch of a bartender is over there on her phone hashtagging dumb sh-t on instagram

  • new york premium

    the extra monetary cost of products and other consumer goods within new york city, but is absent on the same items one, or several states over. a: “i can’t believe how much more expensive gas and cigarettes are here” b: “that’s new york premium for you”

  • object permanence

    when something (condom, s-x toy, etc) gets stuck way up in a woman’s v-g-n- object permanence happens in the movie love, rosie


Disclaimer: Man pond definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.