Man Positioning System
also man-p-s or mps
the innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.
a naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a “gps” is named after it.
ken doesn’t need to ask directions, he has man-p-s.
person: how do you know where you’re going?
man: i use my mps.
person: your what?
man: my man positioning system.
person: hooray!
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