Man Ruler
a ruler that for every inch beyond 5 inches, the actual length of each segment shrinks by half, leading to a severely exaggerated final measurement.
it is the most commonly used tool when a man measures his manhood.
whether made with a physical measuring tool or a perceived one, the measurements are always equally exaggerated.
john: “yeah man, i’ve got a huge tool!”
pat: “is that so? i have my doubts.”
john: “nine throbbing inches buddy!” -unzips fly-
pat: “i see you’ve been using the man ruler again.”
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