Man-Saggers


a term you would use when you have been extrodanarily dissed and you have no way to comeback without making a complete fool of yourself and being stabbed because you will have no friends.
bill: yo momas so fat, she sucks on gin-ss day and night like a t-rd monkey.
alex: oh yeah! well your a man saggers!
bill: oh no you didnt! im gonna go cry now!
a occurrence in a human male who is obese where the increased number of female hormones combine with the fat to create a saggy, wrinkly mess around the nipple area. this can sometimes lead to lactation, and decreased activity in the hardening of the nipples.

otherwise known as “shriveled whales” and “inflated dehydrated chest syndrome”
1. tom to friends : man, i heard jack got the man-saggers, that sh-t’s deadly. poor guy, they’re really freakin gross too.

2. doctor to tom: im sorry lad, it seems you have man-saggers. im going to start you on a intense rehabilitation program, but im sorry to say, your never gonna be the same.

tom: f-ck my life

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