Man Shopping


going to stores knowing exactly what you are looking for, buying it, and leaving. the exception is with electronics, tools, and sports stores; here meandering is allowed.
man 1: “hey, we’re gonna go man shopping, wanna come?”
man 2: “sure, i need to get a couple shirts.”
man 1: “great, we’ll go to the mall for 15 minutes, pick up our shirts, check out a hardware store for an hour, head over to an electronics store to look around, and finish off by browsing through the sports department.”

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