Man Shot
in this order…blow a line of salt…squirt lemon or lime in either eye…take shot of alcohol…then clench jaw and take a punch to the cheek…
dude you total pwned that man shot
kinda like body shots, but since pain it involved its manly
procedure:
1. put salt on hand
2. get lime and tequilla ready
3. convince yourself that its a good idea
4. let the cheers of onlookers boost your confidence
painful part time
5. snort the salt
6. squeeze lime into your eye
7. have a “friend” punch you in the face
its painful yet fun
billy: hey lets do body shots
bob: um… we only have guys here
billy: then lets do man shots!!!
(a) four shots of alcohol with no chaser (b) a straight shot of s-m-n into the back of your throat
lets all have a round of man shots! (works for both)
an enormous amount of alcohol to confirm your masculinity.
what james bond consumes in casino royale after killing two men. “this man shot reinvigorated me!” (note: this was not said in the movie.)
just as it says it takes a man to take the shot
step 1:lick salt
step 2:snort some tequila
step 3:squirt lemon in your eye
step 4: try not to cry lil b-tch
i was told to do a man shot last night and squirt lemon in my eye to dull the pain in my nose… it didnt work…
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