Man Smackery


a subset of spousal abuse, involving the wife smacking the cr-p out of her man, usually for saying something that she’d already warned him not to say or as an escalation of a hissy fit.
woman1: “i haven’t seen your friend around lately, wtf?”
woman2: “she’s serving 8 months for man smackery.”
woman1: “her man said ‘whatever’ again, didn’t he?”
woman2: “mmmm hmmm”

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