Man Splatter
the perfect non-derogatory phrase to replace and depict that of male s-m-n.
example 1
xavier: jeff! you got your man splatter all over me! aim next time!
example 2
matt: mike! stop smearing your man splatter all over your face! we are trying to have a normal dinner here for once!
example 3
steve: i hate people who put their man splatter in bags and walk around with them.
1. liquid excretions eminating from the male s-x of the human species…typically -j-c-l-t- (c-m), but could also be pre-c-m, sweat, pee, or other bodily fluid of manly origin. 2. pheremone-like man scent or cologne/body-spray having s-xual or s-xy qualities.
“oh my god…there is man splatter all over this frickin’ dress! or, “the s-x was so hot & then i finally let go with a huge load of man splatter!” also, “mmmm! (inhaling through nose) even when you’re gone, your man splatter stays on my mind…”
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