man thong
a speedo
every swimmer has worn a man thong at some point.
the condition when a man’s underwear, usually briefs, have become so deteriorated on the back side that the material covering the -ss cheeks has completely disintegrated leaving only the elastic band remaining. when exposed, the view from behind-to unwitting observers-appears like the wearer is sporting a thong.
samantha: “i thought the plumber’s crack was a nasty sight to witness. yesterday, i saw a guy bend over at the gym revealing his man-thong.”
danielle: “gross!”
when pantsed after being pantsed but not having enough time to adjust ones boxers and till having them look like a thong when pantsed a second time
after pantsing him i realized that he had been pantsed moments earlier and had a man thong going
a manthong is a metros-xual guy who is hangs out with your girlfriend and watches oprah with her while talking about gossip magazines. this is the type of guy you could see wearing a thong to fit in with the girls.
john: “dude, i saw your girl with chet again.”
bob: “were they getting their nails done?
john: “probably, chet is such a manthong”
bob: “agreed”
a manthong is a metros-xual guy who is hangs out with your girlfriend and watches oprah with her while talking about gossip magazines. this is the type of guy you could see wearing a thong to fit in with the girls.
john: “dude, i saw your girl with chet again.”
bob: “were they getting their nails done?
john: “probably, chet is such a manthong”
bob: “agreed”
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