Man Tit Fuck
like a regular t-t f-ck , but performed with man b–bs instead. considered as a s-xual delicacy for senior inmates upon the incarceration of a new and fat/hormonally imbalanced inmate. can also be a topic of discussion within a death metal band members after playing a concert and failing to bring back some groupies to the after party.
senior inmate 1: doowww, have you seen dat new kid with the b–bies in bloc 4? shotgun on a man t-t f-ck.
senior inmate 2: i’m second in line. f-ck i miss this sh-t; i’d kill to eat a big mac.
b-ss player: dude, have you seen those giant t-ts leaning on the monitors while we played kunt killer tonight? i would have rubbed my 36’’ between those.
guitar player: of course i noticed those giant t-ts, and if you’d have played tight tonight, she probably would be right here getting ready for some action, but thanks to your stellar performance, i’m left fantasizing on a man t-t f-ck with you instead. squeeze them tight for a change; i’ll go grab my guitar.
b-ss player: f-ck you.
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