manaflage
the principle of camouflage applied to concealing management incompetence.
the pretense of management.
the illusion of expertise that management types create to disguise uselessness. the result being as uncomfortable stasis.
manaflage is characterized by excessive pointless meetings, undecipherable powerpoint presentations, vision statements, smart attire such as expensive suits and company wide communication punctuated with vapid catchphrases.
“those management f-ckers are totally useless but they manflage us into believing their horsesh-t every time.”
“man the ceo is an egotistical c-nt and talks absolute bullsh-t but everyone loves it. great manaflage!”
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