manager stick


the ability of executives, supervisors, or members of management to attract female employees ranked below them simply by being their superiors.
grant: did you see that smokin’ hot intern brian hooked up with?

jim: yah. brian’s the boss. he’s got the manager stick.
a small plastic stick that upper management will carry around if they work in a job that requires a lot of cleaning/janitorial work. the stick is ineffective but looks impressive. they only can use it to grab small pieces of trash. much less useful than a broom or a dustpan.

it is a way for upper management to claim they are “working with the employees” but doesn’t make them do much work.
when i see the general manager wielding his manager stick, i wonder how many other people can see through the facade.

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