Manalyze
comes from the combination of: “man” and “-n-lyze” to form “m-n-lyze”
for one man to check-out another guy, in a non-h-m-s-xual man to simply see if he has any competion with the ladies or if the man is a threat.
note: m-n-lyzing can only be applied in a non-h-m-s-xual way. the action of m-n-lyzing should only be done with a simple glance, and staring could result in people accusing you of practicing h-m-s-xuality.
john: why did you just look at that guy over there?
jack: just m-n-lyzing, dont want him to go after casey over there.
(m-n-lyzing = to m-n-lyze)
the act of a h-m-s-xual man checking out another male.
straight guy: “dude, did you see the game last night? dude? you there..? h-llo…?”
gay guy: “sorry, what? i was just m-n-lyzing that hottie over there.”
straight guy: “what? oh. do you ever m-n-lyze me?”
gay guy: “no, you ugly.”
(verb)
when a man asks another man or a group of other men how looks before going out or getting ready to party. usually used by hetros-xuals
john: hitting the bar soon, m-n-lyze me bro!
james: lose the hat dude you look like a tool.
man+-n-lyze. to sit around and dissect every little thing a guy says/does/thinks/etc.
after her date, holly was perplexed by the guy’s actions. she called her best friend and said, “come over, i need to m-n-lyze.”
using a male friend to decode something your boyfriend/husband said or did.
i called jeff to m-n-lyze why my boyfriend freaked when i met his mother.
(adj): to check out an attractive female from head to toe.
a man -n-lysis.
hey jim, have you should m-n-lyze the hottie at twelve o’clock?
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