manayunk moisturizer
the large amount of s-m-n left on a bar sk-nk after the man has pulled out and -j-c-l-t-d all over her back or chest. this s-m-n is then rubbed into the skin while attempting to wipe it off; thus leaving a moisturized feeling
brotato: hey man, did you end up slaying that river rat last night?
bro: yeah dude. she came back to my place and i gave her some manayunk moisturizer on her back after i f-cked her from behind.
brotato: haha. sk-nk!
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