ManBand


when a guy’s hair is so long he needs to use his sungl-sses as a headband.
jj’s hair is so long he’s been using his von zips as a manband.
a group of three to five men in their late 30s and early 40s that once comprised a boy band (perhaps over a decade ago) and decide to reunite in their later years to reinvent themselves as contemporary pop stars.
did you see that new kids on the block has reunited as a man band?

yeah, i hear they’re going on tour with michael jackson.

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