Manchester Blowjob


the process in which you are made to -j-c-l-t- by force. violent motion is used much the same as one would use to force the ketchup from a gl-ss ketchup bottle. this motion along with abusive yelling at the phallus and slapping is used to bring forth -rg-sm.
i hear that girl charlotte once gave a guy a manchester bl-wj-b so badly once that she fractured his pelvis. dude needs a wheelchair to get around now

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