Mancott


the act of real men refusing to use practical products for unconvintional and unreasonable reasons. specifically reasons that do not align with reason, logic, or the reality of life. a mancott does not follow logical means of anything and will be used and discarded like most treaties in the world. (burn treaty writers and their supporters)
“i am going to mancott sttraws because they make men drink soda’s quickly therefore leading to more time with your woman’s stories of ‘that b-tch at work’ or time getting more to drink.”
“i will mancott chick fil-a because they are not open on sundays and the only day i get a craving is on sunday. but said mancott will be lifted if i really really want some when they are open>”

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