Mandee
noun: (not to be confused with a b-n-l “mandy”…among other things, two consecutive e’s are always better than one lonely y.)
the spelling of mandee is said to come from a mishmash of words: the original one-deelight-deelicious-deevious- and deevoted. all the hottest dee words around come together without explanation with the more common and absolutely ordinary version “mandy” to form “mandee” the most f-ckin’ boss chica around.
if she were a different creature, she would have similar characteristics to a manatee. she would be a nice little animal thing that swims around and is cool and gentle and harmless. but that’s where the similarities would end.
tourist #1: “wow!, is that a manatee?”
oceanographer: “no!…no way, that effortless creature is way too beautiful to be a fat ugly manatee… that right there is a mandee!”
tourist #2: “yeah….she must work out.”
oceanographer: “they do, and they’re very smart too…but sadly, much like the manatee, “mandee’s” also get f-cked up by boats going way too fast”
tourist #2: “stupid boats”
oceanographer: “yep, it’s a real shame”
tourist #1: “i mean c’mon, haven’t they heard of the phrase festina lente
~ mandee is the paragon of femininity!….and, any “mandee” that, at this very moment, is reading their name on urban dictionary duck!!! theres a f-ckin’ boat comin’ way too fast~
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