Manderscheiding
the act of becoming absolutely useless at work. usually happens around 30 minutes before work ends. the body slouches the eyes become dull and or crossed. the spine goes limp, you begin to drool and you are nothing more than a pile of goo, with zombie like tendencies.
4:30 pm rolled around and bob started to look like a zombie as his body began manderscheiding.
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