manditer


a new, orange bird from brazil. it doesn’t have a beak. instead it has baleen, like whales, but it doesn’t know how to swim. it also has gills but no lungs. rhinos give birth to them. the rhinos are 3 feet tall and look like penguins. after the manditer is born, it dies in a matter of minutes. there is only one creature to have miraculously grown lungs and survived. his name is jesh.
jesh, you look just like a manditer.

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