Mandog

a dog that has evolved at the same rate as humans, having high brainpower but also the ability of running on all fours. sometimes confused with werewolves.
aaaaaaaaahhhhh, mandogs, run!
the mandogs is a moderately successful radio show on radio monash in melbourne, australia. the success of the show is owed entirely to the early retirement of ex-host “mahogs”.
“hey what’s going on?” “shutup, i’m listening to the mandogs”
n. a male reproductive organ, aka man sausage, slipped into a hot dog bun. usually used to trick someone. for full effect, man chowder is smeared on top to look like mayonnaise.
v. to slip someone a man dog: offering an unsuspecting c-m dumpster or f-nny bandit a hot dog, but instead handing them a man dog with your throbbing member inside.
1. i was duped into putting my mouth on a man dog the other day and now i’m gay.
2. “man. tony danza slipped me a man dog the other day. what a f-g.”
a game played by the british army where one man drops his trousers and spreads his -ss checks while the other places his c-ck length wise between his mate’s -ss checks. the man who spread his -ss cheeks was the bun and the man who placed his c-ck between the -ss checks was the hotdog or man-dog. the brit soldiers tell soldiers of other nations that the game of man-dog is “totally not gay and you just don’t understand because you are us/canadian/aussie etc”.
oy, phiwip? ow bout ah game af man-dog?
a hot dog and a slice of velveta in a bun and covered with manwich and heinz 57 sauce.
i told my girlfriend to make me a sandwich, but she didn’t have any bread. so instead, she made me a man-dog.
a man that can change into a dog at will.
“i think sirius black is a mandog.”
“yeah, he just morphed into a dog last night in front of me!”
anther term for w-lly
slip her a man dog

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