manectomy


when a male has the defining traits that make him manly removed, typically via marriage or long term relationship to a much more dominant woman. these qualities usually include the ability to think or dress for himself, having his leisure time replaced with shopping or ch-r-s, and/or no longer having a spine.
the kardashians have performed a successful manectomy on bruce jenner.

my friend was totally cool before he got engaged. now he has to ask permission to leave the house. i think he has to stay close so that he doesn’t lose his p-n-s, which is in a jar.

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