MANFAST

manfast (all caps) is an annual compet-tive event that takes place in se michigan in mid-july.

compet-tors partic-p-te in various manly feats to -ssert their male dominance by lifting up trees, crashing into each other at full speed and determining who can eat a pound of bacon the quickest.

the winner of the contest is determines by the top three contestants from the previous year and is awarded with a gift and a breakfast including (though not limited to) bacon, sausage, bacon and bacon.

it is not mandatory that you be a male to compete. several women have entered the compet-tion and some of those women have cracked the top three.

it is also not uncommon for partic-p-nts to attend dressed as something manly (chuck norris, danny trejo, black dynamite, the bearjew, etc…)

in the end, manfast is the greatest way to -ssert your dominance over the herd.
i plan on attending manfast this year. bring the bacon and beer…we have work to do.
one who abstains from a man. she or he rejects a man, and all of his principles and therefore is on a manfast.
jessica: what did you give up for lent?
sara: men. i’m on a manfast.
a break from dating men
“my last date was so lame. i’m on a man-fast.”
a “one man at a time” woman leaving the dating game after a particularly bad break up, and rejecting all contact with the male species. binging and purging doesn’t count. also known as “solo lesbo” or “no man’s land”.
i dumped john last week after i caught him sleeping with his old girl friend, and now i am on a “man fast”.