Mangie
a pretty woman whose diminutive size belies her ability to deliver a crushing blow to the unsuspecting.
there is a lovely young woman at work named angie. she is wee but feral. i once made a clever quip at her expense and, in retaliation, she smacked me on the arm. it hurts still. i remarked that she punched like a man thereby coining the neologism “mangie”.
the first thing that struck me about her was her blue eyes. the second thing that struck me was her fist. as i spit my teeth into my hand i understood that i wasn’t dealing with an ordinary woman. no, what i had here was a mangie.
someone with really bad feet. long cracked green toe nails, athlete’s foot, and socks that take themselves to the washing machine.
that tramps got mangie twinkle toes
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