Mango Madness
commonly known as the period of time characterised by hot, humid and cloudy weather in the top end of australia. this period coincides with the mango harvest hence the name. the weather conditions are known to make people incredibly irritable, and it results in an increase in hospitalisations due to violence and drunkeness trying to escape the cr-p weather.
less commonly known as a dry spell of v-g-n-. the lack of p-ssy (also termed mango) can cause similar effects to the aforementioned mango madness common in tropical areas but this type does not coincide with a mango harvest, quite the opposite. depression is also a symptom of this type of mango madness.
example1:
jo: gee, peter is suffering from a bad case of mango madness this week.
paul: yeah, he hasn’t had any p-ssy in at least a month.
jo: poor b-gg-r, i hope he gets some soon because i hate to see him in this state.
example 2:
dianne: my husband keeps beating me up all the time when i nag him to do sh-t.
rick: what do you expect woman, it’s mango season up here, everyone is going mad and gets their violence on.
dianne: true, doesn’t help that i haven’t given him any of my mango (v-g-n-) then to calm his sh-t down.
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