Mangocide


a genocide involving mangos. after the horrifying mangocides of the 1990s took place, many pretended they didnt took place. but they did.

some shocking photos have been released. one of a pile of dead mangos laying in pits, a larger mango standing on top of them holding a machine gun shooting smaller mangos, running chaotically from the scent of death. picture an innocent villiage, screaming under the fire of helicopters.

the movie, hotel mango, is already in production.

never forget. the mangocides.
in 1990, the happy country of mango split into darfur and rwanda. darfur wanted peace, but rwanda wanted blood. the killings of peaceful mangos lasted 7 years. mangocide.

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