Manhattanitis
the common -ssumption among residents of manhattan that visiting any address in another borough is a heroic feat, which, if completed, will be go down in history as a “trek,” “schlep,” or “journey.”
when deciding where to meet friends, the preference for venues with long waits; shoulder to shoulder seating next to complete strangers; the most expensive version of cheap commodities; and comically loud “background” music.
symptoms: paying $1,500 for apartments without a kitchen; calling places mobbed by tourists “quaint.”
he stood bewildered by the idea of a convenient place in queens, which could only mean one thing; manhattanitis.
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