manheels
otherwise known as cowboy boots; that which men wear if less than or equal to 5’9″ tall. mandatory when meeting a woman who really is 5’9″ tall. not required: cowboy hat, unless hairline has receded way more than online photo; any attachment to horses, c & w music, or chest hair.
everything is bigger in texas, including the insecurities of its vertically-challenged men. solution: cowboy boots, a/k/a manheels. tom cruise might wear manheels.
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