Mani


masculine persian/iranian name of an ancient painter/artist and the ancient founder of “manichaeism” (religion).
people with the name mani are ofter characterized by great success, extreme good looks, off-the-charts intellect, and a great ability to “mani-pulate”. in addition, their cojones put the british royal crown jewels to shame.

pr-nounced maa-nee
mani is the ultimate dream of every mother-in-law.

did you see what mani accomplished in such a short period of time?
spanish for peanuts, but the “i” is accented like this: maní.
if you are in central america and little kids get on your bus yelling “maní”, they are trying to sell you peanuts. they do not want your money..except as payment for peanuts. actually, they might want your money. but they aren’t saying money.
abbreviation for manicure.
“i can’t help you right now, i’ve just had a mani.”
a saying first heard in an antidrinking advertis-m-nt in new zealand. as the guy fakes a p-ss of the rugby ball to his friend he scares him. this makes the short fat guy say. oooowww you manis, sorta like frankie spencer. manis is short hand for …man is .. as in the old cartoon love is…
first fat guy :ooww you manis

second fat guy: your a manis

first fat guy: your a manis

man is … not having to say take your hand off my -ss please george
b-ss player of stone roses, now currently in primal scream
dude, did you hear mani play i am the resurrection live?!
mani means ruby in indian languages. it also means time in some parts of india.
in indonesia, the word mani must be used with some caution – it means sperm there.
word of expression towards anger (oh man)
what is wrong with you…manis! you are such a jerk

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