Maniversary


the anniversary of a guy becoming single. the celebration of a man getting his b-lls back.
make sure you buy paul some shots, it’s his one year maniversary!
the day celebrated by a man annually commemorating his first s-xual encounter with his current s-xual partner, which to him signifies the true start date of said relationship.
i was surprised with a gift of lube on my maniversary.
a party with the bros to commemorate a year of broship.
dude, mark and i had our maniversary last night. we got wasted at the strip club and brought home some nasty hoes.
when your wife lets you invite a lot of people over, watch football, and drink a lot of beer on your anniversary.
sunday was my maniversary. the lions won 35-28.

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