ManJob


when a straight man gives another straight man a hand job

only to be done by the best of friends.

only to be done when very lonely and can’t get no b-tches to do it.

its not gay
sean: so you ready to give me that manjob?
colin: yes just close your eyes
sean: its not gay
colin: i know
when a straight dude gives a straight dude a hand job and the guy getting the hand job closes his eyes and pretends it’s a girl.
kind of like a ‘bro-job’
jim: bob, i dare you to give tom a man job.

bob: eww that’s disgusting! but i never turn down a dare.

tom:awwww! yeaaaaaa!

bob: owww! not in my eye!
when one person of either s-x inserts his or her fingers into a man’s -n-s while manually stimulating his p-n-s at the same time. this act is not to be confused with a reach around or -n-l s-x.
if clara would just give me a manjob, i would probably marry her.
when a male opens the hole of his p-n-s so that another male can stick his p-n-s inside of the hole.
guy: i am so gay for you right now !

another guy: sweet lets go into the bedroom and ill give you a man job 🙂
a man-on-man blow-job.

(( generally speaking, it’s a heteros-xual man-on-man blow-job ))
bob: hey, jim! let’s have a wing-eating contest.

jim: ok, bob. what do i get if i win?

bob: how’s 20 bucks sound?

jim: sounds great!!? and if i lose?

bob: you have to give me a man-job?

jim: now wait just a minute? what about the usual reach-around?

bob: won’t work this time!!!

jim: you’re on, pal!
when a straight man offers another straight man a bl-w j-b in return for something. usually in lieu of cash or payment of something.
guy1- you still got that board?

guy2- yea

guy1- can i have it?

guy2- for 65 bucks…

guy1- how about a manjob?

guy2- ok
when a straight man and another straight man give each other handjobs when not making eye contact
jarred and i gave each other manjobs yesterday night. its better than a fleshlight!

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