Manklet


when a straight man, other than a surfer, wears something (as an ornament) around the ankle which by definition makes him appear gay.

pr-nunciation: \ˈmaŋ-klət\
function: noun
lifeguard: “everyone staying at this resort has to wear a colored band on their ankle if they’re going to use the pool.”

guest: “i don’t care what the reason, you won’t catch me dead wearning a manklet.”
(n) an ankle bracelet worn by a man, often with shorts and tennis shoes or sandals.
the man at the bar is wearing a manklet, and he should be slapped.

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