Manmalade


the cheese like substance that forms after three or more days of not showering around the helmet of the p-n-s. this substance usually consists of s-m-n and mucus, bound together with lint.
d-mn, i went camping for five days and when i came home i had enough manmalade to spread it on a bagle. i’ll bet the hockey boys would like it.
n; s-m-n, spermat ozoa, c-m
she took a nice heaping mouthful of my manmalade

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