mannequin party


a gig/party/any get together with music where no one in the crowd moves to the music, they just stand there taking photos of the band to pit on their blog because they’re “to cool to dance”.
the type of people who walk round northern quarter in manchester,buy toms to save orphans and are vegans.

guy 1: should we go see the drums next week at academy 3?
guy 2: i would but most of the fans are f-cking hipsters, it’ll be a mannequin party in there1

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