manoise


when a dude skeets in someone’s sandwich when the other person is not looking, so the splooge appears to be mayonnaise and the owner of the sandwich joyfully devours it.
charles: jee wiz this is a good f-cking sandwich!
tyrone: look a white b-tch!
charles: ooh where! -walks away and talks to the white b-tch-
-tyrone releases a load of manoise into sandwich-
charles: well back to my sandwich, ooh i dont remember ordering mayonnaise yum!

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