Mansaurus
a comprehensive tome of reference and learning on how to be manly. for some, manliness doesn’t always come naturally, and the mansaurus is an essential guide on how to behave in a manly fashion, use manly words spoken in a deep manly voice, and use one’s body language to show how manly one is. many famous manly celebrities allegedly have a copy tucked away including chuck norris, daniel craig, russell crowe, madonna, pink, and fergie from the black eyed peas.
“daa, i knew i was in love with her da moment i saw her mansaurus fall out of her manbag as she lifted her leg to fart”
– sylvester stallone reflecting on his marriage to brigitte nielsen
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