manses period
when a man has a hemorrhoid burst requiring the use of a feminine napkin to staunch the bloodflow.
i stole one of my girlfriend’s pads for my manses period.
…or…
carrying 30 sheets of drywall up a flight of stairs brought on my manses period
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