Manstrual Period
1. the time of the month when a man acts moody and generally p-ssed off for no apparent reason.
2. a period of moodiness for men similar to that -ssociated with the female menstrual period which often corresponds to his wife or girlfriend’s menstrual period.
1. joe: “hey bob!”
bob:”screw you!”
joe: “what’s his problem?”
andy: “oh hes probly just on his manstrual period.”
joe: “oh, it’s that time of the month.”
2. boss: “i needed those projects done yesterday!”
worker: “whoa what’s his problem?”
co-worker: “his wife’s having her period.”
worker: “oh, so he’s having his manstrual period.”
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