Mantarded
(adjective)
describing a man and/or his behavior that is stupid, childish and thoughtless toward his significant other. displaying behavior that indicates that the man is not listening to or being comp-ssionate for his significant other.
a variation of “insensitive d-ckwad” or “self-centered pr-ck”
sally: i hate this f-cking gray nasty weather. i’m gonna go stab somebunny…brb
john: i got a redsox app
sally: why are you so mantarded? i told you i’m gonna stab somebody and you’re talking about your phone app!?!
mantarded – behavior exhibited by a male in a relationship that has reached a peak level of annoyance at a given time through random groping, touching, bothersome comments or other inappropriate actions because he is in the mood for s-x, attention or affection of any kind and his wife / girlfriend wants nothing of the sort.
john: hey ….look …. i put my ball sack on your shoulder while you are trying to study, don’t you want to touch it? c’mon touch it ….it’ll be great …..pleeeeaseeeeee
jane: will you please leave me alone for 5 minutes! ….you are being so mantarded right now!
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