mantis ass punch


to punch a man in the t-st-cl-s from behind causing him to freeze. traditionally a game played by college students and navy seamen. similiar to the man-check gender verification is established. the objective is to establish dominance by punching a fellow from behind while yelling “mantis” causing him to buckle up or freeze. you recieve bonuses if you mantis your opponent while he has an audience.
“look…johnson is giving a newcommers briefing, -punch- ‘mantis’ you were served by a mantis -ss punch.”

“how a bout a game of mantis”

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