mantuitive


when a man perceives truth/reason by using his natural g-d given mantuition, his internal sense that tells him whether something is manly or not

women have women’s intuition, men have mantuition.
i can’t believe john brought his girlfriend to the fantasy football draft. he wasn’t thinking very mantuitively.

mantuitive men don’t need a bro code. they just know.

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