manual plumbing
when you use tissue paper to unblock a blockage in the -n-l cavity, after you haven’t eaten enough fibre and the poo just won’t come out, so you help it out a bit.
guy 1: i just had the worst sh-t
guy 2: why
guy 1: had to do a bit of manual plumbing
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