manual release
a farting technique in which the flatulent person grabs one b-tt cheek and pulls the -ss apart so that gas is expelled soundlessly, or almost soundlessly.
the manual release is sometimes accompanied by a subtly airy ‘whooshing’ or ‘hissing’ sound. most dog farts make a similarly subtle sound, largely due to canines’ utter lack of b-tt cheeks.
according to urban legend, this is also the same sound made by the fudge jar when a fart comes out. for example, one would expect the g–ts- man’s flatulence to behave in this manner.
the most polite way to fart in public is the manual release.
…that is, unless someone sees you while you’re gripping your b-tt cheek…then you may have to do some ‘splaining.
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