manundrum
to be torn between two testosterone driven and pleasurable activities
heidi klum offers to let you drive her ferrari enzo while giving you great head. or jessica alba offers to grill you a dinner with meats of your choice, naked. then have s-x with you in the back yard in and around the pool. which do you choose? it’s such a manundrum.
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