Manzel


pr-nounced “man-zel”, this young unsuspecting male is relentlessly hunted by older cougars. interestingly enough, unlike elusive prey in the wild, the manzel is decidedly easy to trap and slaughter.
hot older woman #1: “look at that innocent young man drinking with his buddies. i’m going hunting for some manzel meat.”

(simultaneously)

young man #1: “look at that those cougars over at the bar! i think i have a chance with the hot one, she keeps eye-balling me and licking her lips!”

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